It is a great turn, very similar to the Straight-Edge Society stuff that CM Punk engineered during the run that started to put him on the map in the WWE. But since I support what Bryan says and does, it does make me worry, because I know what the natural conclusion to this will be: He’ll lose the title and be…

Downside: Seeing yet another piece of shit asshole find a way to fail upward.

Upside: His track record with MRSA is encouraging being around the Pats!

WHY!
DOES ANYONE!
STILL LET!
THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
SAY ANYTHING!
TO AN OPEN CAMERA?!?!?!?!!?!?!

I’m pretty sure falling asleep during that asshole’s Twitter Rant: The Movie speech is going to help him own this. Little dude’s a legend now.

I’m really digging those colors, the Lannisters in particular. Shame I have no interest in spending upwards of $200 for a pair.

Good sentiment, but also, top-notch word work. Here’s an orange.

The Knicks are playing a game of Jenga on the San Andreas fault here. All it’s going to take is one thing to go wrong to put this franchise behind a decade, and it’ll be pretty much either not getting the guy they want in the draft, or getting pudding brain at the last minute and deciding to go after another tall,…

I was alright paying full price* for the game, even when it went on sale for half price on Black Friday. Now...now I feel like a complete chump. Also, I haven’t picked up the game in 2 months.

*(In my defense, I had decided to cancel my Amazon preorder just before the game came out, only to find out it had shipped.…

Fucking. Wow.

I think we all knew this was coming.

Please welcome the newest Knick, Lonzo Ball.

Oh, I like this guy. Five Guys is the Great Transcender.
#FiveGuysForPresident2020

Knowing that’s Crowder now makes me want to retire that meme permanently.

Hail to the Redskins

There are no coincidences anymore. People can’t hide behind that bullshit.

Well, if he does that when he’s nervous or agitated, I’m sure we won’t see much of it, what with him having to deal with the sports media of *checks notes* New York City.

If I had this game, I’d report this shit so fucking hard.

This kid should have given at the office, then.

I just read this sentence and blood starting shooting out of my nose.

I’ll do everything I can to make sure this corpse gets put back in the ground where it belongs. Fuck Peter Thiel.

Judging from the quality of presidents at MSU lately, that just means they’re removing the “interim” from his title...