This asshole really just wanted an excuse to have as many burgers as he could without it seeming weird.

Credit where credit is due, at least he didn’t also have a separate table of KFC Chicken, watermelon, and grape soda.

They do realize that it seems the only thing Gase is good at is beating the Jets, and that just guarantees that he’s going to keep beating them, not making them better, right?

Yeah, I still reported his ass for targeted harassment.

Moist President.

Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not go in so hard on 1986 Penthouse, that was a banner year for them!

I’ve officially hit the point where anytime his name is mentioned that he’s going to be on any talk show, I shudder. I don’t want to keep hearing him false-outraging about how he’s not gonna talk about this, then him talking about it, that he’s apologized profusely (when he really hasn’t). I’m tired of all of this.…

I’ll go one better. The Peterman will be both the starting QB AND the QB Coach.

I’m just glad this is a team initiative. Usually you see a story like this, the next thing you read is “An internal investigation has been launched within the organization.”

This also reminds me of the time when I was working at a station, playing Smackdown: Just Bring It before my shift started on the lobby on the…

*throws your star at the back of your knees while you’re not looking*

That’s a no for me, dawg.

It’s kinda jarring, because in every interview that Vulture covered, it sounds like Hart’s biggest concern is that people from the LGBTQAI+ community are going to come after him for telling the jokes, because they are too sensitive, not because it’s wrong to do and demeans people who have been demeaned for years.

So,…

My god, next year is going to be amazing.

And now I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop and find out that “Ellie” is a GamerGater who’s looking to further discredit female players.

I would say I can’t believe these guys get paid to write this drivel, but then I remember that they’re probably getting paid in “exposure” and Stuart Scott bobbleheads.

NOTHING SAYS PARTY DECK LIKE GTE FINANCIAL YOU ARE NOW A PART OF GTE FINANCIAL!

So, am I clueless for thinking that he asked for that money to be donated to the Trump Foundation from all of these entities as a way to get around him paying taxes on them as a performer? It feels like, as a layman with very little understanding of tax law, it’s an easy end-around by having money that you plan to use…

The one thing that I can’t figure out is how they got the same 10PM timeslot when Anthem has a minority stake in the company. They seriously couldn’t get it bumped up to 9PM?

The only think I can think of is that they saw that they’d be on the same day as SDL will be when it moves to Fox, and decided it was better to…

This line still cracks me up to this day. “The best thing about Impact is that they’re stuck in the previous broadcasting model, and there’s a good chance their fans don’t have access to the internet. This is a boon for us.”