“HIS LEG IS ROTISSERIE, YO!”
Call of the game.

Eh, just call it “Katamari Damacy Mode” and sell it as DLC.

(seriously cancel all of the yearly sports games)

Stuff like this really makes me wish DC Universe Online, my MMO of record, could update the overworld and expand and rebuild Metropolis and Gotham City. I hate only having two cities to call home, I feel like I’ve explored almost every inch of them in 4 years of play, and wish they could take a chance and make…

My god, next Tuesday can’t get here fast enough. It’s almost a Fire Pro World, you guys...

“OK, so he murdered and ate a slew of gay teens throughout the midwest, but that was in ‘99, and now that he’s somehow become President, it’s not a big deal!”

Why spend your own money when you can get the government to give it to you?

I thought you were talking about the picture of America’s Favorite Racist Hot Dog with the Wiz Kid Of Molesting Uber Drivers.

Mark Davis is what you get if they had hired Mason Verger to play Simple Jack in “Tropic Thunder”.

“Day-ta”.

The only “Day-Ta” this man knows is at the afternoon shift at Cheetah’s. He’s gotten good at talking the dancers into knocking $20 off the price of beej’s because they’re not the A-List staff. Man knows how to deal!

I hate that Allen has single-handedly turned me against my team. But for sure, the Pegulas and their choices have had a solid hand in it too.

I can’t wait until that little punk is gone.

I wish they’d go a year with ESZ, and watch hitter’s productivity dip across the league. Then the players would complain that they need to shrink the criteria for the zone, or some other bullshit.

Good on that guy for owning it.

I will never not crack up at the cameraman.

It’s really weird that the third pass he threw was intercepted by the punter, but OK...

Like you guys said yesterday, fuck all of these motherfuckers.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s warm, soggy lettuce, so this is a no-starter of an issue for me.

Well, that is certainly a new one. Bravo to them for coming up with that. :D

Antifa.

Huh, that was easier than I thought it was. Go figure.

Also, Vote. That’s the only thing this scumbag got right.

In a perfect world, Mueller will get to ask Asshole one generic, banal question, and Asshole will end up rambling so much, he’ll dig himself a giant hole and then completely incriminate himself in classic Col. Jessup fashion.

I’m always going to be torn about this, as someone who now relies on Uber and Lyft upstate to get home almost every day. I worry that this will eventually lead to rideshare to die out as more restrictions are put on it, but I’m glad that they’re making strides to make sure drivers get a fair shake for being able to…

Any word on where it’s going to be released?