Like everything in the NFL... “yet.”

Pegula and Haslam must have some weird rich guy bet to see if they can trade each other their entire team slowly and see if anyone notices it.

The Schindler’s List remake looks really weird, guys.

#MakeAmericaJortsAgain #MAJA

In this case, he actually is. *shrugs*

“But we did not, WE DO NOT condone spousal abuse in any form! I mean, just because the missus yaps off once too often and, yes, I did have one too many Great Lakes that time, and I did pop her in the mouth once or twice, that DOES NOT mean that I do not support Coach Meyer! Next question!”

When my eye was drawn to the “Shame on Clint Frazier for not getting healthy” part, I thought Kay was talking in the voice of someone trying to make an excuse for why they aren’t doing good.

But then I remembered that Michael Kay is a raving stupid idiot, and I read on to make sure that was still the case.

I’ve had issues with community managers in the past, but most of them on video games are decent people who have to put up with a lot of grief. It’s tough, because usually all you can do is push concerns to the developers and just absorb the criticism, whether it’s deserved or not. I can’t slam the guy for wanting to…

It might be the dress, wig, and knife.

That it was for a makeup manufacturer make makes this story that much better.

DID SOMEONE SAY THE LION KING?!?!?

Ray: “You just need JESUS to deliver you more nails then!”
*shoots at you indiscriminately*

Gawd, I was vomiting in my mouth at all of the people tweeting “Ray’s gonna take em to CHURCH!” yesterday. No one understands what a gigantic phony piece of shit this guy is, do they?

Well, that was fast.

“I’m definitely going to be one of those players that puts my own needs behind...”
*looks down*
...The W’s!”

Did he just try to leap over him after coming out of the slide?

If he was, I give him credit for trying.

Am I the only one who hopes this dude loses his shirt on this?

Let’s not discount Nebula either. They both nailed it hard.

God, I love cosplay season (really, a year round season, but still)

I just wanna step in and say that Dale Hansen is a national treasure that will never be recognized as such. Also, fuck Jerry Jones.

Good god, I hope whatever vacation Daily Mail TV is on lasts long enough past this news cycle, because I cannot stomach the idea of having to watch this guy’s paid hot take on his own daughter over and over again on their shitty show.