Guys, I’m no men’s physician, but this guy may have a small dick!

I hope they take his kids away from him.

I don’t even care who does it. CPS, the Project at Eden’s Gate, Krampus...as long as they’re out of that house.

Remember when this guy was running for President? I really am wondering if we would have been better off or worse if he had actually made it.

Hey, I’m all for this trial, as long as it ends up bankrupting Schnatter! (And possibly Papa John’s, because it sucks, but I’d hate to see those wage slaves out of work while the execs pocket those big failure bonuses.)

Honestly, I haven’t played the game in almost a year, this might be a good excuse for me to just start from scratch in the new system.

Instead, we got trolls, malfeasance, and abject greed. I want to reroll.

Pennsylvania, Georgia, great swaths of California and Texas...huh, what a grand coincidence.

Boy, hanging chads seem quaint in comparison now, doesn’t it?

This is going to be a neverending cycle of this throughout his entire career. He apologizes, says he’s learned his lesson, gropes and attacks another woman, apologizes again and says he’s learned his lesson. And no one’s gonna put a stop to it. The enabling of this asshole is sickening.

Shame the game inside is going to be 2K18 with a fresh coat of paint.

Still, that Funko Pop of Stylin and Profilin Flair would be fun. But yeah, saving all of my money and attention for Fire Pro (out August 28 on PS4, cough cough).

Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge

God, this game was advertised in everything before it came out. I still have comic issues that had Forsaken ads in it, and I actually loved the “The Future Is Forsaken” tagline. Just weird that that’s a game they’re looking at remastering.

I honestly would love it if the guy started following shroud around like a troubador, singing his praises and telling ballads of his exploits. Before being sniped in the head.

I am onboard for this, as I hate playing with people on GTA Online, as I am almost always the weak link in missions.

You’d think that many people in the pizza industry wouldn’t make such shitty pizza then.

Everything about this trade is hilarious. Leonard deserves going to a northern market that just imploded it’s entire team by firing the Coach Of The Year, the Raptors deserve a guy who is very willing to sit out an entire season because his feelings were hurt.

This is tremendous. Let me get my popcorn.

I just can’t get over the fact that there’s a guy out in the world literally called “Larry Fedora”, and he literally believes things that falls in line with the Fedora set.

The old curse goes “May you live in interesting times.”

My face the last half of the story.