YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I QUIT!

This guy made more money than most of us will see in a lifetime. The literal fuck, guys.

“Everyone else was implying it, so it pushed me into saying it!”
“It’s everyone else’s fault that this is happening!”

He’s just checking all of the boxes on this, isn’t he? How long before he goes “I can’t be racist, I have black employees!”

Fuck this guy running.

Now, with that rumor that was floating around here about Dolan considering selling the Knicks and Rangers, what if he suddenly decided to get out of MSG completely, and sells it to, dah dah daaaaaaah... Vince McMahon and WWE, now flush with television monies?
(PS, I know that it’s probably more complicated that that,…

Hopefully Thiel and the Hulkster accidentally sue Goldberg out of force of habit.

Charming.

I just can’t wrap my mind around the idea that a union getting involved in this creates a “lords and commoners” mentality. Isn’t that what having a rich overlord that relies on the blood and sweat of people with the least amount of benefit to those building his products THAT EXACTLY?!

Is it the same mentality that…

Relatable.

“I mean, I’m just so mad at these liberals intimidating people that love guns,”, Johnson continued through a stream of tears. “Guns are just something I want to have and shoot often, and feel like a big person, I’ve never lost a child, or a family member, so if I’m sorrowful at this, imagine what I’d be like if my…

“African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer”

This is probably borderline racist looking back at it, but every time I look at the wordplay of this one, I can’t help but chuckle.

I remember when the Onion wasn’t what our reality has become.

I’m more disappointed that silver ballgloves didn’t catch on more.

Hey, if it worked for Fritz Von Erich...

Thank gods, I was waiting for this to end badly, because...well, what hasn’t been ending badly lately?

I wish you the best of luck, Ellie, more than I can with that hateful piece of shit Jo.

BTW, when I say “assholes”, I mean “assholes”. There’s no euphemism for it. He’s simply an asshole, and people have to stop treating him with kid gloves, because more women are going to get hurt the more they protect and excuse him.

You can take your stars away if you want, I don’t mind.

Oh good, he didn’t learn a damn thing, he’ll most certainly do it again, but hey, we got a teachable lesson out of it.

People really, really, really need to stop letting these assholes off the hook and just settle for a hashtag.

This asshole is on the Kellen Winslow Jr fasttrack, and the NFL won’t do a damn thing about it. They love this guy, for some fucking reason.

dolan plz

This is like watching one of those bizarre Adult Swim one shots at 4AM.

The dog bit him on the leg because the Kinshasa is DYNAMITE!

...or the dog is racist, I dunno, one or the other.