I’d say it’s too tight and cutting off oxygen to his brain, but he’s been like this for years.

Then again, so has Travolta’s wigs.

I’m gonna wish for the Firebomb Fairy to pay his little bus a visit...

You’re putting a lot of faith into them, and that’s admirable, but I’m willing to bet just before they pull all of the pieces together, Dolan decides to fire Fizdale because Dave says Dolan’s band is “okay, not Aerosmith or anything.”

I know everyone is rooting for Vegas, but it’s grandstanding shit like this that makes me root harder for the Jets to pull a Drago on them.

I unabashedly love this movie so much.

“Furiously Shits On The Floor” seems to be a good way to properly encapsulate this century.

At the end of the day, I hope this is as successful as the boys are angling for it to be, and that the 10,000 tickets sold results in 10,000 bodies in the building. I’m still smarting that I won’t be one of those folks (I didn’t think they’d sell out immediately, and lost out on tickets), but I absolutely want this to…

I never really warmed up to Bill Corbett’s characterization of Crow, which is one reason why I didn’t watch a lot of the episodes when they aired (I missed Trace too much to give it a chance back then), but the episodes from the Sci-Fi days age better than I thought, and they covered some wild-ass movies.

Put me down for the return of Keen Eddie and Fastlane as well to make The Cleveland Show disappear from everyone’s memory, too.

The funniest thing is, immediately after that moment of terrific self-referential comedy, it then started it’s slow and steady decline into being a terrible show more reliant on shocks than actual humor.

Of all the shows on that list, the only show I was a fan of was A Man Called Hawk. I think it was promising at the time, but that might have just been because I really liked Hawk on Spenser: For Hire.

Ah...I didn’t even realize Lawbreakers was their game. I was kinda looking forward to see how that turned out. That sucks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I mean...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

God, I hate this world.

Fucking. Beckies.

If they revitalized the fullback position, I’d probably watch either one.

Yeah, I have almost no idea how this is going to work, unless their helmets have face shields like hockey helmets do. And I can tell you, those things are good at slowing down, not stopping, a slapshot. I don’t think they’re going to stop the equivalent of 187 pucks to the face.

Seriously, Vince needs to be stopped,…

Jesus Christ, he knocked him back almost 2 game feet! Fuck.

Scumbags gonna scumbag!

Provolone?! That sounds reeeeeally ethnic to me... *squints eyes*

1. She deserves this.
2. We’ll be needing those public funds back at the end of all this. We’ll accept only cash.