Everything is fucking terrible, and super terrible people will get to still be super terrible because the people who we think are on our side are also fucking terrible.

Film at 11.

Both Trump and Cuomo are going to be celebrating this because he was a thorn in both men’s side. It’s no wonder Cuomo immediately called…

Also, how was this asshole mayor of NY for 8 years, and why do people still think he did the city good?

Mike Avenatti may only be just a good lawyer. Hell, he could be just a so-so lawyer, I’ve never met the guy, I don’t know what his track record is. But at the rate these idiots keep tripping over their barely-existent dicks, he’s gonna look like the modern reincarnation of Perry Fucking Mason.

If China wasn’t going to do it, I was.

Now, who here knows what programming is and how to do it.

Obviously, he meant that Rosen isn’t fully committed to football because he has a girlfriend, and football isn’t his one true love. Also, everyone in the NFL is a complete fucking lunatic.

I can’t wait for him to get cut and fade into obscurity, although it’s more than likely ESPN will just give him an analysis job. Or he’ll go play in the XFL.

Yeah, if he’s doing all this as a stunt to promote, he has really lost hold of it. I think it’s not that, and dude is fully in The Sunken Place now.

I got rooked into it, because I thought with the second part of this they were going in a different direction, so the fact that they did it actually caught me flatfooted. At the very least, I thought it was going to be an old switcheroo, that Thanos gets what he wants, but then is shown how futile his mission of…

I sincerely hope Morocco gets it now.

You misspelled pamcakes.

As long as I can play the game without the update, I’m alright with it.

It also reminds me, I never finished the game, and need to get back to that.

So, are we officially at that point where every person in America over the age of 5 is an inhuman monster that doesn’t have an ounce of self-awareness or ethos?

For 6 weeks.

I love when so-called “Cyber experts” aren’t smart enough to cover their tracks or really realize that their footprints online are forever, and they’re always found out.

I hate hate hate hate hate how normalized this shit is now. I fucking hate it, I fucking hate it, I fucking HAAAAAAAATE it!

Dragon Energy is fucking trending right now. It’s already the new “fake news”. People will be wearing “Dragon Energy” shirts next week, and Trump would happily see non-whites murdered in the…

It’s a great theory, except it’s in a cage, a structure that, as Michael Cole will tell you 10,000 times on Friday, is designed to keep people out of it. So I totally see it happening.

A lot of this kind of plays into what WWE is best at: stretching the truth to it’s breaking point and creating their own narrative. It’s something that the Saudis and the WWE excel at. You can see it in your pointing out how they made the women’s match seem like history, but there were holes in their own story, and…

BRB, gonna create 10,000 alt accounts for Gizmodo so I can give this post 10,000 stars.

Fuck all of these people, they deserve each other.

That she went from Matt Lauer to Harvey Weinstein...

This story is really weird and uncomfortable to real almost a year removed.