DC Universe Online introduced an Infinite Time Capsule, which unlocks...another Infinite Time Capsule. Which unlocks...another Infinite Time Capsule. And so on.

I got a chuckle over it, especially because Time Capsules in game have been kind of a controversy since they were introduced.

I’m still hoping for Old Native American Curse/Ghost to do him in.

You’d be surprised.

I can’t believe Marvin Lewis is still in this picture.

HOW?!?!

Damn, I saw the story yesterday, and was hoping for a better outcome. My heart goes out to Zeke’s family and his team for his loss. RIP.

Philly, Pittsburgh, please, stop with this childish back and forth. You’re both terrible (in hockey terms, at least).

Beyond disappointed in Mike is putting it mildly. He’s entitled to his opinions, but showing up on this shitshow NRATV pretty much sinks all respect I had for the guy. And it sucks.

Yeah, Ivan absolutely sounded like “WATCH OUT, SNOWFLAKES, THERE’S SEXISM IN THIS GAME, CAUSE YOU PUSSIES CAN’T HANDLE SHIT! Haha, don’t worry, there’s no real sexism in this game, toots, it’s just to drum up sales.”

Boy, I hate video game hucksterism sometimes.

Which is almost worse, because the idea of a politician who is going to be lazy in running is certainly going to be even lazier doing their job for the people.

As career politicians are stepping away more, we’re seeing a new brand of people who are running specifically just to have power and influence, and aren’t even…

He didn’t put his brother through a table covered in glass. Cut him.

Brett Stevens is Splinter’s newest political columnist. See all his columns here.

Heck of a way to make a splash.

That’s how they win. Every time.

Well, this is a fucking terrible idea.

These assholes would put Joe Theismann on a football field before they’d let Kaep play again.

Sending him my #HopesYouGetFired .

Even the new headline calls to mind the “Scary Black Person” stereotype. It’s fucking disgusting on so many levels.

All that said, I still can’t believe that I paid money for Paula Cole’s “This Fire” in college.

It was a weird time.

For someone who looks like a failing recovering meth addict, she’s one to talk.

He’s fucking gloating about firing a guy a day before his retirement. It’s not even funny anymore about how much of a scumbag he is.

It’s amazing how many scumbag businesses were running all of these Doomsday Prepper style commercials on Fox News during the Obama years trying to convince old Republicans that Armageddon was at the doorstep. Now, it actually looks like it might be on the doorstep, and you see everyone else getting ready for it, and…

Holy shit, the salt about this movie on this site from both the editorial staff and the commenters is just making me want to watch it more out of spite. I know it’ll probably be disappointing, but it’s still hilarious to see you guys go out of your way to run it down so much.