It’s good to see that the Virginia front court weren’t the only ones getting dunked on last night.

What we officially learned tonight:

-Anytime Seth Davis says anything, do the opposite of it. From the jump.

That’s it. It’s science now.

Kelly’s smart. Anytime Twimp gets big boy angry at him, he just jiggles his medals in front of him, and that usually is enough to placate him.

There’s only one man who could possibly be able to take down OP Dana:

And then John Kelly plopping $5K on Trump’s desk and saying, “I’m in.”

In front of Trump.

Wanna know one reason why I hate the NBA? Here it is.

I’m an SU fan, and even I can’t figure out how they made the tourney, especially in light of then getting snubbed last year when they had a better team. I guess Jimmy Boo-heim’s benefiting from other people buying their players for once.

I’ve seen some of those Thursday Night games, are you guys sure those were the better slates?

Me: “Man, I’m really tired of working in television. Maybe I can work in the PR department of a small company as a career.”
*reads this article*
Me: “No.......no. This is not for me.”

I’m also very disappointed and not surprised that the PTC is still around.

My question is: If the president is so hellbent on cleaning up violence in video games, then violence in Hollywood after that, because of their negative influence on the youth of America, will that also extend to the US Military’s constant media presence both in advertising and supporting TV shows and movies as…

Democrats and Republicans, represented.

[The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays, but in a sinister key.]

Please, someone, anyone, compose this. I want to hear it in the worse way.

Man, fuck Mike Lombardi!

*looks at interview*

Oh yeah, he fucking did it.

Reminds me of when Vince did his best Kevin Nash impression.

Guys...I don’t think he actually does appreciate her candor!

Hi! We’re livestreaming a playthrough of The Order! Come join us on Twitch for, oh, wait, the game’s over. Well, goodnight, guys!

Fuck you, Tyler Watson.

The Bills will take him. What have we got to lose?

Also, Trent Dilfer is dildoes.