I kinda like the idea of this show. It’s like a series long version of the WoW episode of South Park.

Y’know, with 100% less shitting.

Say what you will about Bills fans (and I know you will), we know how to celebrate.

I’m pretty sure every show on CBS is utterly batshit insane, and I constantly wonder how these things keep getting renewed. NCIS: New Orleans is a winner, too. The NCIS has a Big Bad in the evil, corrupt MAYOR OF NEW ORLEANS, and everyone has a terrible accent that belongs more on a MadTV sketch than it does on…

LOL, but also probably more likely to happen.

The only thing that was missing was Power I formations, and that well could have happened, since I didn’t watch the game.

And they proved it last night.

What’s amazing to me? Because of this, playing against the Jets, and the Dolphins game being postponed, The Bills...THE BILLS, PEOPLE... have about a 65% chance of being first in the AFC East by the end of Sunday.

If this happens, I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the week for what it is.

You don’t watch a lot of golf tournaments, do you?

Excellent question.

Listen to the facist sing
“Take hope here
War is elsewhere
You were chosen
This is Gods land
Soon we’ll be free
Of blot and mixture
Seeds planted by our Forefathers hand”
A mass of promises
Begin to rupture
Like the pockets Of the new world kings
Like swollen stomachs In Appalachia
Like the priest that fucked you As…

It’s funny I only know what a haole is from the episode of South Park where Butters finds out he’s a Hawaiian native, an episode that should be the “That 90's Show” of SP, but yet still ended up being one of my favorite episodes of the show because of how ridiculous it was.

Fully expect the Bills to sign him now.

Fuck him, and fuck Reid for taking his money.

I fundamentally believe in unions, and even I wholly agree with this statement.

Well-wishes to the guy from your work. It’s a terrible reason and circumstance to be home. Hoping for the best for them.

“You guys like paying $20 a month for 100 movies at any time tops, right?!”
*crickets*
“Well, screw you, we’re doing it anyways.”

I applaud this accurate representation of the chucklefuck who ruined baseball forever, and killed the Expos. Bravo, Tim.

When an entire nation becomes part of the Mandela Effect.

Also, everyone’s dead, they all died in the helicopter, and it’s a Jacob’s Ladder scenario.

This guy is the dirt worse. I have a serious dislike for him, so of course, he’s on 50% of TV right now.

Can we call a fucking moratorium on the “His/Her Twitter was hacked” defense, please? I’m pretty sure 99% of the time that’s used, it’s not even close to true, and the 1% of the time it is legit, no one thinks the person really got hacked. Either come clean, or shut the fuck up.