I could look at video of that forever and my mind would still not be able to process how those two rotors don’t collide with each other. I know how it works, I’ve seen helicoptors like that one, and it still doesn’t process how it’s able to do it.

I really am conflicted by all of this. Attacking the Syrian military in such a heavy-handed way is so detrimental to diplomacy and shows that we have no ideas on how to get out of this, and pulls us into an inevitable war with Syria, and by extension, Russia even faster. But Assad must go, and honestly, I wouldn’t be…

Also, I love how he seems to think that Trump isn’t interested in financial gains. Because we all know when you’re rich, you’re completely content and never have to have more.

Blech is right, Jason. Just not about her, you small-mouthed big mouthed bass that thinks itself human.

This cracks me up on so many levels.

I seriously wish people who bring up these sexual harassment charges would stop taking settlements. I know that it’s very hard to prove these things in court against a team of highly paid and trained lawyers, but settling does nothing to bring any legal repercussions towards creeps like him and it pereptuates the…

I don’t think I can delve into this much crazy. Not this early. Possibly not ever, when you realize these people are in charge.

*goes back into closet*

For those wondering...

I want “Broken” Tiger Woods to be a thing now.

Yeah, but...It’s Mischa. I’m pretty sure that guy could talk me into buying a used colostomy bag just in the hopes I’d be able to brush his hand when he handed it to me.

I guarantee you, it’s not going to be one person who brings it all down. It’s probably going to be one errant email with the wrong person attached to it with one scrap of information that’s going to cause everything to topple. It almost always ends up like that.

Now THAT’S how you do a review!

And again, Simpsons did it first and better.

No, CNN, it is NOT a great premise for a movie! In fact, it may only be slightly better of a premise than Kevin Spacey Turns Into A Fucking Cat.

Dear Washington Nationals Ownership,
If this does happen, can you also make it 50-Cent Beer Night? We will pay you back for any loss of profits.

Sincerely,
A Grateful Nation.

I forgot all about that. But why wouldn’t I, as this has become the Onion Nation.

Ohmigod, I can’t get over how gorgeous Samira and Lauren look in that Instagram post! I know they probably didn’t wear those outfits, and I know it’s reductive to focus on their looks, but MY GOD, they’re stunning! So happy for them!

Also, bonding over Funfetti cake is the greatest thing evar!

I’ll play devil’s advocate here, the entire report (which you can see here ) was geared towards how uneven journamlism and opinion peddlers disguised as journalists are affecting us and polarizing America to the point where we’re finding it harder and harder to relate calmly with each other on even the most basic of…

GODDAMNIT, MIKE, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU!!!

He just Willy Mays Hayes’ed himself! Perfect!