I love those guys. So much.

45th: “FINALLY! I mean, wait...did I say that out loud?”

All of these remind me of what this woman’s had to endure in the decade-plus since she’s risen to power. Jesus Christ, the absolutely monstrous, belittling behavior of some of these people galls me. I’m amazed she hasn’t cold-cocked anyone.

So...he’ll get 6 months, won’t he?

Ummmmm, I know it’s early into the investigation, but it’s a rented plane. It’s going to have a name attached to it, assumed or otherwise. I really don’t see why there’s such a mystery to this.

Haha, funny joke, guys, no, seriously, what is this real person’s real name that’s real?

I honestly don’t blame any of them if they never come back to the US to perform. We deserve it.

And again...people who make $400K a day, and even more...like, astronomical amounts beyond that...will complain, every time, that the government is raping them in taxes, and they deserve every cent that they get, and they shouldn’t have to share with anyone.

But poor people need to stop buying all of these damn…

Sports is weird, guys. Kinda glad I don’t follow it that strongly anymore.

I love that he says “dickens” in one sentence, and then drops “bullshit” immediately afterwards. I have to admire that lack of commitment to teetotaling swearing.

I will point out, per the article, he’s being considered a copycat criminal in all this. Unfortunately, the news is already reporting it like he’s the only person who did this. Hopefully that bit will get cleared up and they won’t try to hang this on the idea of a black sociopath former journalist who did this (fat…

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Even as a 6 year old boy bearing witness to one of the greatest presidents about to step into infamy, he still has that goofy smile on his face.

I like that someone on my FB threw in the extra twist of Will Patton, making it a Triumverate Of That-Guy Confusion.

From all accounts, was a jam-up guy, too. Probably the one movie where he got to really cut loose and be truly evil was in Near Dark as Severen (and I know, Frailty, but when you consider how it ends...). And even then, Severen does have that goofy charm to him.

I’m currently dealing with a bedbug infestation right now, and I didn’t need this headline. I’m kinda glad that it seems more like a story of neglect, but it also reminds me that it’s not something I should take lightly. I’m in kind of a similar situation in regards to the exterminator situation. It’s insane how much…

The fact that I can’t tell if this statement is ironic or not is a testament to how amazing and frightening this new reality is.

Spicer is officially one step away from wanting to smell someone’s dick.

I think we’re going to have to change the name of the site to “Everyone Is Awful And There Isn’t One Redeeming Person On The Planet”...