Spoiler Alert: He totally would have pitched a bitch fit even if it had any of those in there.

Is anyone really going to consider Dirk is a chump forever because of this one Tweet? Is it going to affect Dirk’s money, and, to the greater extent, Cuban’s money? No. Not even close. But hey, he’s got money and influence,…

Hi, just dropping by to say Fuck, like, every single thing about that rapist piece of shit. OK, byeeee!

As a Knicks fan, I’d generally say take any solid offer they get for Rose, but what’s the point? The Knicks would find a way to piss away any deal they’d get.

THAT DO-NOTHING PLAYBOY?! Pssh. I doubt he even knows 47 different forms of self-defense, much less have superpowers.

I hate to be nitpicky in the face of President Lumpy Space Cancer, but I’m pretty sure The Beast actually first came into service under Dubya’s administration (at least the nickname did. It’s only now that the nickname actually fits).

This is the one and only time where I’m disappointed that someone got punished for a wager on his own team. Dude seems like a jam-up guy. Making the guy resign just seems like dickery, especially considering some of the corrupt shit that goes on in sports.

Yeah, it’s not.

Ah, then you must have missed his undercover piece on Intergang’s dealings in legitimate businesses, pushing them out of Suicide Slum in an effort to corner the few port jobs down there. Also, I think that guy may totally be Superman.

At this point, the best case scenario is the Kings get relocated and turned into the Quebec Nordiques.

“Fake college news. Sad!”

Gods bless this guy and his no-chill stance.

On the one hand, he’s a shitty shit of a human shit.

On the other, he’s not wrong.

Every show is treacle and saccharine: Man, I wish shows were more edgy and real. This is terrible.

Every show is more edgy and real: Man, I wish shows were more treacly and saccharine. This is terrible.

PepsiIrvingVerse.

Fuck you, marketing.

Let’s not forget, Ivana had a similar situation happen with 45th, and she too recanted. But you’d be hard-pressed to convince me it’s something that didn’t happen, and wasn’t covered up in the long run to protect the both of them.

“Keep America Great”|

He is really jumping the gun.

And stealing. Yoink.

There is no winning in Syria. We either continue to prop up a murderous dictator, or we let ISIL have the whole thing. And good, decent people get bombed into dust. It really hurts to see what’s happening there, and knowing there’s not one good solution, and probably never will be.

Yup, the right’s narritive now is “All of this wouldn’t be so bad if we could just keep our secrets to ourselves, but noooooo, those dastardly leakers and the media enabling them...”

They’re completely innoculated to hypocrisy and irony. 45 can condemn all of the leakers that have infected the system, but can celebrate…

That’s worked well so far.