Now playing
I just realized who Brady reminds me of.
ChainsawX13
chainsawx13
Must be nice. :/
Please note, alien civilizations of the past who may be receiving these missives sometime in the far future and are investigating the former Human race.
We were all wiped out due to egotism and crossed wires and signals. Thank you.
I hope the Earth year 2019 is treating you well.
And we have my favorite insult so far.
First Splice, now this. Man, M. Night Shyamalan is having a career renaissance right now!
Guys...what if HE wrote 50 Shades Of Gray?!
EL James is just a front for him. She’s an actress he hired to play her in the media. He was all set to release it to the world under his name, but Melania read it, mocked him for it... and he decided to release it under the EL James pseudonym.
We’re through the looking glass…
Well, to play devil’s advocate, it took me 6 months for me to use the oven in my last apartment, because it was a gas stove, and I wasn’t sure if I had to light a pilot light every time I used it, since I had never had a gas stove before, and was kinda concerned I might blow myself up. It took me a while to realize it…
Posthumous Dick, also the reason why 45 is always so angry.
This is like if The West Wing suddenly dovetailed into The Office. Like, if President Bartlett’s replacement was Michael Scott.
That picture in the article...
Welp, there goes my breakfast.
Jesus, her legal team’s argument is, “This story about her being a escort is really hurting her ability to make money off of her incidental political clout”.
I can’t even with this blatant greed anymore. I just can’t.
I am so, so glad he got away from her.
Ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit A on why football is now the worse sport in the world.
And this is coming from a former fan.
That’s my guess. Also, I have a theory that all rich people are crazy (they call it being eccentric, of course).
I am shocked by this. Shocked, I say.
It’s also nice to see that the Department Of Deplorables decided to spend taxpayer money to run commercials during political programs to try to con, er, drum up people to be more sympathetic to DeVos and 45th. She’s just trying to get you poor people a break, ya’ll, while those…
These people are the real heroes right now and Jesus Christ Amighty God I don’t believe in, our heroes are the lawyers now.
This is truly Strange Days.
But seriously, the fact that these folks are putting in the hours that they are on a volunteer basis, trying to help these poor people...they really are laying it on the…
Why do I get the feeling that this is the four-year vacation from 45 that she’s been waiting for for years?
