The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

You’re not off base, they do. This was worse, because Doug made the mistake of sounding like he was guaranteeing a win, the week after getting pantsed by the Vikings, after one of his linebackers said they didn’t have to worry about Cousins’ passing.

He should have gone with honky

Yup. You can usually measure how awful the call was by how the ump responds IMMEDIATELY after making it.

McGriff should be in the hall of fame simply for not hitting that blind fuck over the head with his bat after that call.  I remember watching that live.  I HATED the 90s Braves and still had to shake my head at that entire game.

Pat Bowlen, Lady Godiva, and 1989 Joe Montana?

I have no problem with Emmett Till being there. But Pat Sajak??? We don’t need to recognize that clown.

Chicago is famous for:

Nah man. As someone who thinks and works a lot on racial justice from a progressive, AfAm perspective, Till’s inclusion here is not a bad thing AT ALL. If we can disrupt a “lighthearted” moment and get people to Google a kid they never heard of and learn about racial terror...that is a VERY GOOD thing. You’re reaching…

How in the hell do you know what the scoreboard advertisement designer had meant to do from the context of this photo? Do you work for the White Sox? Any inside info?

At worst, it made ignorant folks Google his name and learn about his story.  I see that as a win.

“ The simplest Google search points out what he’s best known for within the first sentence of his Wikipedia description.”

Most people have no idea what happened to Emmet Till.   I see nothing wrong with this.  

Are you sure that wasn't a pointed statement? Far as I'm concerned the kids in the audience should know goddamn well who Emmit Till was. 

When Bryan Adams looks up at his guitar in the video for Run to You, as if the guitar is the other woman, it adds a whole new level.

Wait………anything by Bryan Adams? Cuts Like a Knife and Reckless both have some pretty good tracks.

What is wrong with people? "We Built This City" is a blast! You listen to it, your mind has a party! IT'S GOOD! How are so many not awakened to the truth?

Yeah, but not usually at the expense of a single person's suffering and, at the same time, with a personal insult to the person. Damn.

Onion articles usually aren't funny at all anyway, aside from the headlines.

Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't even know about that.