I think my usual uniform (day dress, cardigan, and flats) is appropriate for just about every situation. Office, dates, hanging out with friends. I’d have to have zero self-awareness to show up at a mini golf place wearing heels and a mini. But even with what I think is a reasonable-but-polished outfit, I’ve still…

Crud. I’m someone who enjoys dressing up more often than not. I own two pairs of jeans; I prefer wearing dresses. That’s just how I roll. I don’t really care how other people dress. But I’m not gonna dress down and feel slobby. If this is why I’m single, oh well – I don’t even mind.

I’ve always believed that a great gift is something the recipient wants, but a better version than what they would buy for themselves. They have a cup of tea every day; you give them a fine tea selection. They’ve been thinking about new bedsheets; you splurge on a luxury set for them. It makes the gift practical AND…

So, Shark Cujo?