I will never ever forgive anyone who works for this White House.

And nobody suspected that a graduate student had a lot of cash to throw around. Nobody suspected a Russian graduate student was cozying up to Republican operatives. Nobody suspected a Russian graduate student getting access to power brokers at the NRA.

The organic obsession is another thing that drives me bonkers. I had a friend’s stepmom turn down a piece of pie because I didn’t use organic berries. Literally put her fork down and pushed a slice of pie away.

Weren’t blueberries a superfood last year or something? And then Kale beat them up? I can’t keep track of this shit.

Unless you are out hunting a wooly mammoth with a hand-pointed pointy stick I don’t want to hear about your fucking diet. And the story better include “tragically, Lars was stomped flat.”

Haha I have a 40 something year old male friend that was complaining that the 35 year old he was dating was “too old for me because I want kids someday” and I was like “you realize that your sperm ain’t exactly farmers market fresh right?”

There are studies linking advanced paternal age with an increase in autism but it's also true that those expensive schools have more older parents because that's who can afford the tuition

Maybe tell your friend that humans have “only” been watching documentaries for 96 years and that’s why most human brains cannot process documentaries in a critical and intelligent manner?

There’s being Anti-Vax, and then there’s ‘actually dating Andrew Wakefield’ Anti-Vax. Jenny McCarthy must be well jel of Elle.

Now now, let’s not be too hasty. I think it’s important to read up on the science:

The PH of her fuckin urine? What the fuck is she peeing in a cup then using a pool test kit?! No wonder she believes this crazy fuck’s teachings

Our nation’s Strategic White Female Celebrity Reserve has been contaminated with woo woo and hokum for quite some time now, so it’s not really shocking that one of them is now literally humping pseudoscience.

Good at being indecisive? Are you sure about that?

The really weird part is President Clinton largely resurrected the idea of appealing directly to the voters on policy. Take it to the people. He was wildly successful in doing so to. Hilary Clinton was literally in the same damn room when President Clinton was doing that and she still didn’t learn the lesson.

Oh believe me, my comment is directed as much to the Pelosi/Clinton wing if not more. This woulda worked:

That is so fucking stupid. She is 80 years old. Move over, lady, and look the fuck around. 

I’m with you. Southern, a couple years older than you, can’t afford ACA compliant healthcare, my husband’s health issues will bankrupt me one day, my job is slowly dying and each year our household income is less than the last. We need some new political blood and we need to take a hard look at what kind of America we…

Pelosi has to step aside because fair or not, she’s poison to large swaths of the country. Plus the party is in desperate need of new blood, especially its leadership. Pelosi and Steny Hoyer always look like they’re about to keel over during their press conferences.

*rails against white geriatrics in the party*

You had me at Bernie....he is also part of the problem if he runs. Him supporting candidates like Orcasio Cortez is the best thing he can do. Fortunately, he’s pushing for candidates like her.