Please, God, let just one of these discards grow a pair and start leaking shit.

We should probably let them know in advance that there’s already a Facebook group waiting for them, and Chris Christie is the administrator.

Paging Kellyanne! Take note of what’s to come.

Inauguration tickets are free. Even at that price, no one wanted to attend.

As horrible as the next four years will be, it’s kind of hilarious to see Trump completely ignore people who have licked his boots for months on end.

How? As near as I can tell, it was actively difficult NOT to get into the inauguration. I have an old coworker and friend who requested a single ticket with the idea that he’d like to know the evil he’ll be fighting against. He was sent five tickets, and a big commemorative-memorabilia packet. Nobody wanted them, and…

Eh, he could probably muster up a through the lips, over the tongue, look out stomach, here it comes, but beyond that he would just say believe me, I know prayers, the best prayers, our father, great guy, friend of mine, we will make prayers great again.

Yes, in fact tomorrow when Putin’s Puppet places his hand on a book he’s never read to take a vow he doesn’t understand and has no intention of keeping, we will have a president who believes in nothing but himself. So, yeah, in less than 24 hours we’ll have a non-Christian-non-Muslim-non-Jewish-non Hindu-non-anything…

What the fuck.

If only they had held on to their feelings.

As someone who’s half-Chinese, a quarter hispanic, and a quarter Irish-Welsh, Conway, Bannon, and O’Reilly make me want to pretend that my Irish-Welsh ancestors didn’t emigrate from Wales to Ireland and that I have zero Irish-Welsh blood. Then I have to remind myself that I’m a fan of musical artists like U2 and…

Until Ivanka’s disqualified under Ann Coulter rules - only one of her grandparents was born in the US, she shouldn’t even be allowed to vote.

I think they just stopped believing.

Why feel bad for them? They’re not only harming themselves economically by going to this woman’s “church” and by voting Republican but harming all of us. They’re the fucking problem. I don’t feel for people so fucking ignorant that they’d commit economic suicide to spite others and that’s what they’re doing: screwing…

Yep, it and employs basically the same logic that led the Afrikaaner church to create Apartheid. If you’re claiming that earthly success is a sign of God’s favor, the implied message is also that if you’re poor, you’re on the G-man’s shit list. And if you’re on His holy shit list, why should any of us care about…

According to the Prosperity Gospel Assholes, the needy are poor as punishment for their sins. If they were better people, they’d be rewarded by God. The first step towards becoming a better person is to hand over cash to the pastor.

So the spiritual advisor to the man who dismisses any criticism of himself as “fake news”, dismisses any criticism of herself as attacks from Satan.

Of course she’s a scam artist; why else would Trump be attracted to her (well, I guess she does look a little like Ivanka so there’s that, too.) But you know what, as evil as she is, good for her! Her flock deserve to be ripped off! These people that go to these mega-churches, especially to the “prosperity gospel”…

Prosperity Gospel assholes are the worst. The. Worst.