Nixon got a helicopter ride to the airport and then a free plane ride on the taxpayers dime back to California. Trump? Fuck him. Let him take an Uber to the airport.

There was two State Legislative elections yesterday, in New York & New Hampshire. Both were Republican districts that Trump took with over 60% of the vote in one case. Both elections were won by Democrats. Now I know they’re only State Legislative election but it’s going to make a lot of Republicans nervous. Keep your…

“Or something”? What kind of a reply is that? If you have nothing to add STFU!

Tell them about Enterprise Rent a Car. No need to get sandwiched.

Watch all those people who would never give my name so I got a $100 referral fee come out of the woodwork. I say, fuck off.

The way the driver exited the car, if he did that today he would’ve been shot before he took 2 steps towards the cop.

With each passing day I’m further reminded that this man should have gone no further in life than the highlight of his social life should be sitting on a barstool in Queens bitching at the TV.

 I’m well aware of Chicago’s parking meter problem. I see it very simple if a bit vigilante solution to that problem: I believe that if a parking meter is not working properly you don’t have to pay. Chicago needs hit squad with claw hammers to go around and systematically break every fucking parking meter. Ideally…

Some? Probably all of them.

I think it’s time to dispose with the suffix gate and come up with a new moniker. Nixon doesn’t compare to this level of scandal. This one takes the cake and we need something so that the Trump family can never live it down.

And of course the press isn’t asking him any details about anything, just letting him get away without doing any homework all the while talking up that “this will be what brings him around to being presidential.” Yeah right, if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle.

Oh he’s stool going to do infrastructure. They plan oon using “foreign private equity”. That means they’re going to sell our highways and bridges off to the highest bidders. Get ready for tolls everywhere and shitful maintenance once these privateers own the infrastructure cause hey profits. A big fuck you America…

The problem is they are bred for 2 things that are both blood sports: fighting other dogs and hunting pigs. Go to YouTube and search for pig hunting with dogs. You’ll see some amazing examples of put bulls working together to bring a 500 lb pig to it’s demise. That’s an evolution that a warm bed and steady supply of…

 There’s a reason that hunters keep their dogs on a leash when hunting Raccoons: Raccoons are know to lure dogs into water. Once there the chin raccoon will circle back, climb up on the dogs back and drown the dog by sitting on it’s head. Raccoons are assholes.

Largest land animal on the North American Continent, don’t mess.

This! I love when people tell me how Pit Bulls are nothing but a “big baby”. They are until the one day you find yourself looking for a Subaru to crawl under to escape their wrath.

It might be a good idea to keep that speaker away from Penn State. Between the students and faculty that school has had way too much crazy.

Actually his tell is his mouth is moving.

“You have kids, right? How you think this is all going to work out for them?”

McCain should’ve laid his ass out at the first opportunity, ala Buzz Aldrin.