He’d get a better return on his tickets if he wiped his ass with them.

While all you said it’s true, I honestly think that both Christy and Giuliani being lawyers who know the law better than any of the other idiots Trump has enlisted decided to leave before the subpoenas started getting issued.

I honestly think that both Christy and Giuliani being lawyers who know the law better than any of the other idiots Trump has enlisted decided to leave before the subpoenas started getting issued.

You put way to much thought into that comment. Trumpanzees are still trying to understand the definition of the word plagiarism.

Any idea how it was discovered? Is there a database of dissertations that we could consult about anyone’s academic credentials?

How could she be happy? Russian hookers aside, she still has to periodically fuck Donny Drumph.

The squirrel is living on her husbands head.

Which reinforces that conservative ideology that nothing is free, everything comes with a price.

Playing stupid to be smart? Naw.

What are you talking about, Crowley was the speech writer for Melania! 😉

Eh, you know it really means pile it higher and deeper.

Thank you kindly! I wish my mom was here, I’d share your thoughts with her.

“I hope she ages to death.”

I have family that went for him. I just wonder, “What the fuck happened in your life that didn’t happen to me?”

“A good many of this country’s citizens may end up as alcoholics within 6 months.”

Sell it now and convert the proceeds to casino chips. That’s what Dumpster fire’s father did when shit head was going broke and needed a loan.

I was actually hoping for the opposite. If Canada takes us over we automatically get the clause in your constitution requiring good government plus health care for the win.

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brezinski are not to be trusted because:

So urine is sterile eh? The next time you go away for a weekend take a piss and let it mellow until you return on Sunday or Monday. Let how it smells upon your return.

Couching this with, I’m no lawyer. I suspect if there is an active investigation underway a federal judge would sign a subpoena allowing a review of his tax returns.