It could be worse. You could’ve discovered him to be an ax murderer.

I have an older set of relatives in my life who I dearly love. The issue is their conservative bend. Whenever I go to their house I ask my son if he’ll “...take the bet?” The bet being that Fox News will be on the TV. He never does take it, (yea! smart kid). I will say this of them, they’ve been uncharacteristically…

They have a name for those of us who don’t fit their narrow mold: Dam Yankee.

You gave me an idea. I just sent to a friend who I argue with on a daily basis, the following, (except it was about 10x longer):

Why would he need to go to Israel when he can go live in Brooklyn or Kiryas Joel?

Next time tell us how you really feel. I hope you do not now nor are you planning to become a mother.

Kinja - the modern day version of how many steps before the king/queen. As I’ve told your colleagues in the past, the people who instituted the system will have jobs long after you’re out of a job.

She is a chain smoker and I believe she occasionally hate fucks Bill Maher. With those two risk factors going on I figure she’s even money for lung cancer or cervical cancer.

I’m thinking this guy:

It may, however I view padlocks and locks in general as something that works well with honest people*. A lock on your luggage may very well serve to alert a thief that your bag has something worth stealing. My friend who worked at Philadelphia International Airport told me that while bags were being loaded people were…

Donald has hired the best people for his campaign. 3x if I recall correctly. I’m really not sure if this is a political campaign or an episode of The Apprentice.

I have my mortgage for over 15 years. While I don’t plan on going anywhere one never knows. One thing is for sure: I would never be stupid enough to take out a jumbo mortgage.

Right now it’s one ticket so as I’ve told the others I’m not too worried about it. Credit rating? I’ll hang their $35 ticket against a six-figure income any day of the week. To date that ticket has not impeded my ability to secure credit. More likely than not anybody who’s issuing me credit in learning that I didn’t…

Can you fucking read? The state I live it doesn’t give a shit about parking tickets within the borders of our state. They sure as hell don’t care about tickets from Pennsyltucky. I’ve renewed the registration twice, my license once. Also at least twice a week on my way home from work there’s a local dweeb who, due to…

Finally a critical thinker who knows how the system works shows up on the scene.

All my moving violations consist of speeding tickets. I’ve fixed that with the installation of an Escort 9500ci radar detector/laser Jammer. I can tell you this, it works as advertised. I also use Waze which I highly recommend but don’t depend on it at night when nobody else is on the road.

I hate to do double post but I don’t want to ignore you. As I said to others: Ah, not too worried. Last time I bought a car, (brand new), the salesman offered me a sweet factory financing deal, if I recall correctly it was 0% interest. I accepted the offer. He came back in 5 minutes and looked at me and asked, “What…

I hate to do a double post but I didn’t want to ignore you so as I said to somebody else: Ah, not too worried. Last time I bought a car, (brand new), the salesman offered me a sweet factory financing deal, if I recall correctly it was 0% interest. I accepted the offer. He came back in 5 minutes and looked at me and…

Ah, not too worried. Last time I bought a car, (brand new), the salesman offered me a sweet factory financing deal, if I recall correctly it was 0% interest. I accepted the offer. He came back in 5 minutes and looked at me and asked, “What do you do for a living? When you earn in the six-figure range a $30 parking…

So if I was to catch a few local cops on video sleeping at the end of the dead end road near my house I should keep it to myself?