Meanwhile feral / domestic cats proliferate like morons at a Drumph rally!

Just want to put your relationship with your cat in its proper perspective: Given the opportunity your cat would kill you. The only reason it doesn’t is because it’s too small. Also if you should live alone make sure you have plenty of food that is accessible to your little carnivore friend, like enough to last until…

I like to call her the Lassie with the Classy Chassis.

I was confused thinking perhaps I should’ve been a bit more firm with some errant women from my past. Just to be clear spanking isn’t the way to go in the future?

People have a right to swing their fists too. The thing is that right ends where my nose begins.

The Republican Party: Going down faster than a Catholic nun on communion!

I applaud what Cara Jennings did to Rick Scott. She may have effectively neutered him as a politician going forward, and that's a good thing. You can always tell a rank amateur politician when they decide to get into a street argument with someone who doesn’t agree with them.

“Sometimes I just want an inhumanely gorgeous man to do exactly what I want without having to care about what he wants or how he feels.”

And of course the former president of FSU is now handing out of shower passes at Penn State!

I’m a severely lapsed cafeteria Catholic. This doesn’t sit well with the family but I could give two shits. I haven’t been to church since 2 Bishops ago. This year at Easter they’re all talking about Easter services and I chimed in with, “Hey, I read the church bulletin we got a new bishop. (all are looking at me…

I have an umbrella a big yuuugggee umbrella. I have it for two reasons: 1. I was tired of those $2 umbrellas that the street vendors in New York City sell during rain storms that are about 24 inches of total useless. 2. When I’m on a date and it happens to be raining my date appreciates the fact that I have an…

“The tiny subset of the American population you are referring to are the people that experienced Castro’s takeover, have relatives living under the Castro regime...”

Nobody gives a fuck about what happened in Cuba 57 years ago. It’s time to move on or go take on the Castro brothers yourself.

Ah medical aesthetician, the latest fad being peddled to divorcing women. Are they snagging victims at the court house?

I’d be careful with that buying it and you get to live in it for life. That comes with unique risks. http://www.nytimes.com/1995/12/29/wor…

We discovered that they sell lUber in 55 gallon drums due the Bundy Clan taking over The Wildlife Refuge. What about this stuff, do you think they sell Lysol in a 55 gallon drum?

I’m thinking Ted Cruz in light of recent revelations. Like a Supreme Court Justice he’s got youth on his side so you know, a longer run time.

For some reason your post gave me an idea: Ted Cruz says fuck the Presidential campaign and steps in to pick up where Hefner left off.

There’s a difference between AWOL and Desertion. This should help: http://usmilitary.about.com/od/justicelawl…