@gregfromtheinternet: Don't even joke. I need him to be ready for the WC. :'(

Just prior to seeing this story, I beat Brasil in World Cup mode with a hattrick from Drogba.

Before I clicked the thumbnail of number 4 to see the large version, I thought they were jarate'd. Turns out it's just shadows.

The way the headline for this article wraps on the main page (at least on my resolution?), it creates an acrostic that reads "EA OUT".

@wintersault: That's about the worst scene possible to use as evidence that Harry is a dick. There's a huge difference between just going out of your way to be an asshole, and basically having a mental breakdown at the tail end of one of the worst days of your life - at the tail end of one of the worst YEARS of your…

@Thut: .. I just realised how much of a cliché that made me sound. Supporting teams because of cute guys. It's usually not the case, but for nation vs. nation sports, especially when I have so little hope of my own doing well (although I do hope! c'mon, Landon!), I have to find.. other ways to decide.

@hazelnut: Maybe they don't want to do Windows because they're so wide open? No tightness.

You know what makes me sad?

@Thut: The guy at work I have a crush on is from the Ivory Coast, so I'm backing them.

So it's a Phinnishing scam?

The Zelda music is cool and all, but he's wearing a frock coat and carrying a cane! He's clearly ascended a higher plane of dandyism. I shall burn cravats in his honour.

When I saw the title I thought it was a handheld streaming music device.

@n00bcheese: Hahaha, every time I watch the clip I think about that too!

@UERD: "Definetly".

@TraMaI: I'll give you Beerbohm, but Shaolin was widely regarded as a top lightweight for years. For whatever reason he never fought in PRIDE (or the UFC, though they didn't have the LW division for a while), but he was revered for the way he adapted his grappling to MMA in a way few BJJ guys had before him.

@GohanEgret: Oh my god the next time I play Kaizo Mario I'm going to think of that image and cry.

@GhostKamikaze: One of my favourite PA strips ever, and that's saying a LOT. You have good taste, sir.

The scariest moment I've ever had playing a video game was falling off the islands in the original Jak & Daxter. I've been afraid of underwater enemies in videogames from as far back as SMB3, and so I paid careful attention to the sign on the bridge cautioning you to stay out of the water for most of the game. But for…

@ashlar: This never doesn't make me laugh. Never.

@reecord2: I wish I'd known "Harry Potter Expert" could be a paying gig. If only someone had sent me the application form.