As if I needed even more reasons to want to dress up in period clothing.

It's the motion of a million players waving their Wiimotes around. Obviously.

Pretty convenient, considering my new computer will be arriving within the next couple weeks.

I don't know, the idea of a napping minigame is oddly appealing.

They're totally kissing. They totally are.

I kind of like how the zombie thing just randomly pops up at the end. By that point in the plot description, it's become status quo.

It would sell about as well as the N-Gage, but that's actually an interesting idea. Text adventures haven't made sense on the PC in about 15 years, but that doesn't mean they're without value. It would be a cool, though almost certainly not economically viable, way of bring them up to date.

@TychoCelchuuu: