It is nuts that Bryce Harper is 6 months younger than this guy.

If he’s not quite ready, he gets to go down [to Triple-A] and finish himself off

While I completely agree with you on this, it’s strange to me that people seem to almost uniformly recognize the bullshittery of this, yet 25 years of hack-a-center still results in half of basketball fans going “DON’T CHANGE THE RULES, MAKE YOUR FREE THROWS.”

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Progressive snatch pulls

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable

I want a Judge-Gallo-Stanton HR derby this year. Only those three though, get it over in an hour.

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

Honest question: is there a journalistic standard about showing Twitter usernames of (potentially) underage persons? Or does that fall into the public persona realm?

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Kanell is kind of the worst, and it’s like Kanell knows that and is proud of it which only makes it even worse.

Pretty sure he can get work as a world-weary cop.

He’d be sad, but he’d have to admit that it was a savvy move by a company looking to protect it’s bottom line. The optics might not be to the public’s liking, but people will come around on what the Worldwide Leader is doing.

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

Dewey reward this kind of behavior? DEWEY?

I continue to be amazed by the disparity between the deals negotiated MLB and NFL players unions. It’s practically illegal to overpay a pro football player (QBs excepted), and practically illegal NOT to overpay any pro baseball player over the age of 25.

Counterpoint: this is terrible advice.

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

“I bought a baseball team just like George! Why won’t you love me mom?”