Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

Werner Ladders: For when you’re finished scrawling “Brooks Was Here” into the rafters!

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

Fuck the refs. They influenced that game about as much as they could without actually playing. And that’s coming from a diehard Tarheel fan.

What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…

He knows of a 9-5 job that treats you like a human? What is it? Unicorn rancher? Leprechaun rights activist?

Seriously what’s the appropriate reason for a married person to go out for a meal alone with a member of the other sex

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I’d give that assinine outta ten!

I am virulently against Trump but this is just a really stupid take.

Goodell is the real life version of Ed Rooney.

A few issues but you got the most important thing right: Honey Dijon Kettle Chips are the greatest chip, nay, the greatest snack food ever created, and I will fight you to the death if you disagree with me.

NFLPA president and Bengals OT Eric Winston said earlier this month that the practice was “a really dangerous play for everybody,” becauase the jumper could trip and hurt himself—although there aren’t any notable instances of this happening

Jesus Christ put the Sixers crack pipe down with this they have a better odds at a ring than the Celtics.

“With the exception of some injuries Embiid has the potential to rock the league.”

It’s not the fact that he drafted bad, it’s the fact that his entire plan was:

Julio Franco hit .300/.376/.444 in his age-42 season in 101 PAs, whiles Bonds hit .276/.480/.565 in his age-42 season in 477 PAs. That means Bonds was approximately 28% better than Franco in both OBP and SLG in almost 5x the plate appearances. For their careers, Franco was a .298/.365/.417 hitter while Bonds was a…

If I were to die in a tornado I would want my last 10 seconds to be watching 2 teams I don’t care about too.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.