Why don’t they just start Adam Eaton?

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

I wonder what Butera did with his other two wishes.

Tricky. Does medical or homeowner’s insurance cover this?

Always happy to set up a better joke. +1

Mostly White Russians.

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Scary attempt to get to DC but everyone is alright

Draw breath, these days.

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

“Unemployed man spends money on lavish vacation and we have the pictures to prove it!” FoxNews Sports1

Dude’s gonna show up in the grays rubbing his lucrative salary in our faces.

“Not me. Why even ask? Thats crazy.”

“Poop and Lies: How I Swindled Rhode Island Taxpayers Out Of $75 Million”

It’s a working title, so bear with me.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.