Is this posted on Kotaku because Deadspin is sticking to sports?

Let us know when you recover from your stroke. 

The symbolism is indeed breathtaking.

Is this a sign? I feel like this is a sign

Probably made in China

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Going apeshit on me for making assumptions, and then doing the exact same on me in the same post isnt a good look if you’re trying to make a point of it.

This isn’t a fictional novel you can just write in your own fantasy.

It was a terrible joke about the weed killer that people claim causes cancer

In all seriousness:

“I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!”

Too bad, I’m speaking for you, and EVERYONE KNOWS IT. FEEL MY POWER.

I never anywhere suggested I was proud of my ignorance. If you want to make the point of my comment the fact that I’m willfully unaware of the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality, knock yourself out. It’s not, though. The people it was meant for understand that, presumably.

Not the person you responded to but... I don’t think there’s a reason to assume that they haven’t.

I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

I assume that before you turned pro you were an amateur so you could compete in the Olympics right?

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

This is exactly like that time Itchy played Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, and strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

Maybe the problem is with the term “pansexual” which is fucking stupid, and as you pointed out, insulting to anyone who is trans as it implies they aren’t really the gender they say they are.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.