At first I though “Big Pokémon” was presenting something  

Man, you must have been PISSED to find out there isn’t a haunted copy of mario 64 out there that kills you if you play it.

As the article says, there’s a weird trend of putting CJ into every game you can, much like replacing enemies in games with Thomas the Tank Engine. I suspect this is because of the huge impression San Andreas made when it dropped, essentially jumping GTA from one explorable city to essentially a free-roaming RPG. So…

Let me tell you children of the late 90s. I once saw GWAR play a small club in Chicago. Captured by Robots opened for them and Wesley “Fucking” Willis did a surprise set. It may have been the greatest day of my life

This is my final feature for The A.V. Club. Thank you all for reading my music writing. It's been such a joy to give the music section the love it deserves.

They should’ve stuck with Grant Gustin because when it comes to public behavior it seems he’s...
Better than Ezra.

Yes, Tolkien wrote very few female characters.
Now tell us how racist HP Lovecraft is.  I’m sure that will be a big shocker to lots of people.

No one is ‘so mad’, it’s just like 20 people on Twitter. I’ve seen just as many people be happy to be represented and feel seen by the campaign.

“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

“Why do her boobs keep growing with every Guilty Gear game Arc System Works releases?”

Found the CIA agent.

lmao get fucked.

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”

almost entirely offtopic, but after reading this piece I was inspired.
a new Terminator spinoff:
except they go back in time to stop Social Media from existing, because it ultimately leads to the collapse of the world.

Gee gosh, isn’t the two party system great?

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”

If that velociraptor doesn’t have a button it’s back that says, “Alan” when you hit it, then why are we even here?

The smash community doing what it do best

Hunh. Guess Corey in the House really IS an anime! It even has a lolicon!