It was a terrible joke about the weed killer that people claim causes cancer

In all seriousness:

“I am the wokest one there is! GIMME MY FUCKING PRIZE! MASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON OR THE BAD GUYS WIN!”

Too bad, I’m speaking for you, and EVERYONE KNOWS IT. FEEL MY POWER.

I never anywhere suggested I was proud of my ignorance. If you want to make the point of my comment the fact that I’m willfully unaware of the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality, knock yourself out. It’s not, though. The people it was meant for understand that, presumably.

Not the person you responded to but... I don’t think there’s a reason to assume that they haven’t.

I didn’t get this bronze medal playing skeeball, honey.

I assume that before you turned pro you were an amateur so you could compete in the Olympics right?

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

This is exactly like that time Itchy played Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, and strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

Maybe the problem is with the term “pansexual” which is fucking stupid, and as you pointed out, insulting to anyone who is trans as it implies they aren’t really the gender they say they are.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

Last week’s South Park episode seems all the more relevant when weighed against this story, the immediate backlash the Houston Rockets faced when a member of their staff posted in support of Hong Kong, etc.

I’m all for letting other nations handle their own internal disputes, but the way China attempts to strong-arm…

Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible*

His blood isn’t being evenly distributed throughout his body. Hypocrite.

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

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My blood pressure is—normally—on the high end of “normal.” Occasionally it moves into pre-hypertension, and if I’m having a panic attack (which hasn’t happened for a couple of years now), it skyrockets.

The biggest contributing factor to my BP sitting where it does is a slightly too-large love of good beer. I’m at a…

We are a woke culture of never forget, never forgive.