I’m sorry that baseball doesn’t have enough jingling car keys in front of your face for you.

I look forward to hearing their choked-up cries of being bullied by the mainstream, fake-news media, their snowflake neighbors, and the 11-year-old Klein as they fall.

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That’s great but does she address how she feels about the Air Spinning Bird Kick, the Kikouken, or even Lightning Legs Kick?

Greg Howard - Sexual assault and harassment, inappropriate conversation, groping, not taking no for an answer

I miss The Man Show. Girls on trampolines!

Why do you guys even care about Barstool? This is some Burger King-McDonald’s playground fighting bullshit. Nobody else cares except for Deadspin staffers.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

I do find this article confusing for the very reason you point out. There are good points that should be made and voices that should be amplified, but the uncritical first person and family accounts of what seems to be a fairly privileged position of whiteness really weaken her position to be taking a stance against…

This is the thread the post deserves.

I just re-read the whole piece and I am scratching my head even more as to why she felt compelled to waste everyone’s time when the gist of this piece is simply humblebrag about her dad and her family without even realizing the savior element tied to it. Her dad barely even talks about his work that saved, in part,…

I stopped reading at “At the same time that Santa Fe and Taos undergo a massive and perhaps irreversible gentrification process.” FFS, Taos is a goddamned ski resort and has been an artist colony since 1899. Georgia O’Keeffe moved to Santa Fe in 1984. Both these places were gentrified before this person was even born.…

Out there, on the internet somewhere, there’s a lengthy article written by a born and raised Brooklynite talking about their neighborhood being overrun with a scourge of bloggers from New Mexico.

It takes me weeks back in Brooklyn to recover.

The correct response.

Meh.

The entire ending is hot garbage that fits the entire remit of the game’s attempt at narrative which is appearing to have something to say without saying anything at all. Throughout the entire game it constantly references political issues and names but then drops them before using them as anything but a cheap…

Maybe it’s just me but don’t put much stock into the words of a fourteen year old.

Everyone does. Now where is my pitchfork. This kid is going down!