Eat, sleep, train.

Funnily enough, that’s why our court system has judges schooled in the law and doesn’t rely on anonymous internet commenters for verdicts and punishments.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

I have Asperger’s and poor social skills,

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Nathan it would be entrusting if you follow up on him in about a year to see what he is doing with his life. I can tell you that in a Normal Job that kind of attitude will not fly.

People can call me islamaphobic if they want, but the problem is that the islamic world is far, far right wing and the majority believe in political islam. Islam desperately needs a progressive liberal reformation as advocated by muslims like Irshad Manji and Majid Nawaz. It needs a sexual liberation movement. It…

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

I’m with you. I don’t care how insensitive it sounds; just fucking off yourself and make the world a better place. Leave your damned family, and also in this case, the family of a person that had to intervene, out of this mess.

On the contrary. When a terrorist plainly states “I did this for Islam” and they’re a practicing Muslim and visited jihadist websites bankrolled by Muslim donors and adhere to a form of Islam that is the de facto state religion of Saudi Arabia, a sect that has been exported via wealthy Saudi benefactors to a third of…

We bash the Teabaggers and theocrats in this country like Pence, Cruz, and Falwell every day of the fucking week- it’s not demonization of all 1.6 billion Muslims to do the same with the Islamic fundamentalists in their midst.

Most people do not implicate the entire religion of Islam; rather, they implicate a literalist or extremist interpretation of the Koran.

You heard the man, people: do not, under any circumstances, like, share, retweet or discuss any Deadspin articles, no matter how much you may have enjoyed them, lest they gain goodwill without proper payment. And need I remind you that they are owned by a multibillion-dollar company?! I can’t quite articulate why that…

PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

Look I know we’re talking about the Browns here but surely they didn’t bring just one lightning cable