Here’s a fun game:

I’m going to regret this :D

All religions are trivialized in some form or another across all mediums. This guy needs to get over himself.

sat·ire

<Makes jerkoff motion with hand>

The dead guy was actively kicking in doors of apartments that weren’t his in the wee hours of the morning.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I haven’t played it yet, but PLEASE tell me there’s some easter eggs for THIS timeless gem:

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

> fucking stupid internet drama

This is fucking stupid internet drama. That there is even drama over the fact that they won’t fly someone out to cosplay for their show is fucking stupid. WTF? Is this a thing now? Hiring remote cosplayers? Dafaq?

The movie came out 4 days ago.

I’m recovering from surgery. I am not yet able to get out and see the movie. So imagine my disappointment in seeing the title, knowing the comic history of the Civil War storyline and eager to see if the movie follows a similar path. That is what has been taken away, only 3 days after the movie has come out. That is…

Fuck off. The world uses the words “SPOILER ALERT” when they are about to give one.

Samer, maybe you should grow up and learn from your co-workers at io9 and Kotaku. They avoid crap like this.

“Grow up?” Methinks Samer needs to take his own advice.

I follow this site daily so fuck off—spoilers are bullshit and you assholes knew what you were doing with the headline. So of course people object and what do you do? Double-down on the assholery, ‘natch. Fuck you, douche canoe.

“Grow up” – spoken like a true manbaby

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.