He was at the 40 yard line. That is by no means an easy field goal. In fact, it’s far enough that I suspect MSU would’ve gone with the Hail Mary instead of attempting a kick.

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I bet it really was Belichick.

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Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

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Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Pictured: Rivers demonstrates how he feels about using a glove.

I think this is a good video about how awful it can be.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Those Cards sure knew how to lose the right way.

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

Let’s stop claiming that “making up the rules as they go along” is such a terrible thing. This has become such a trite criticism of anything that the person saying it doesn’t even need to elaborate further.

Except for the part where Peyton has a title and Kershaw has zilch.

Can’t believe MLB is going to let this slide.

Gotta go with shitting in public. As if talking to my mom isn’t awkward enough already...

A Mets/Dodgers NLCS seems unlikely at this point.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.