Another outlet for insecure middle schoolers to shove loosely rationalized thinking onto unsuspecting insecure middle schoolers.
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Hey man(or Androgynous Krang-thing), don't knock bell-bottoms till you try em.

Men are definitely the lesser sex.

Harmontown Adam Goldberg. Please.

Have you gotten a chance to listen to the most recent vibecast yet?

This might fall upon deaf ears, but Film Junk, a gem of a Canadian film podcast, has been producing magnificent 'anti-entertainment' for the past 10 years.

I'm guessing you have similar thoughts about Ween's Craters of the Sac.

Several rap albums immediately come to mind: the bulk of Bun B's catalog, Nas' Stillmatic, and Bubba Sparxxx's Deliverance.

Although those things have probably been around since the 80s, I think Beyoncé kind of has a right to claim that naming license. It could potentially catapult a new dawn of knife-based cooking into the cultural stratosphere.

These sentiments, coupled with a Brando-esque Joaquin Phoenix, have given me an insatiable desire to see this.

I'm pretty sure by season's end, we're going to see Tandy pack up his balls, and drive off into the sunset. That being set, the predictions for next season's cast start here.

So Screech's robot is a bargain bin Rob the Robot?

Poorly animated?

I bet you're loads of fun at the cinema.

I wouldn't.

Girl of the 21st Century?

I so badly want to post the legendary joke from Troll 2. Low-hanging fruit? Definitely, but I couldn't give less of a shit.

While we're bashing Showtime, the trope of including a character's last name in a 'play-on-words' title has prevented me from watching that show. And I love Lizzy Caplan!

How does this site not know what a fuckboy is?

Should've ended that with "but fell asleep did I."