Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

Mr. T served in the Army.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

1. Danny Trejo.

Bautista is lowering expectations. He never expected to make it this far. He wants to lose, but he doesn’t want it to be his fault. After the series is over, Bautista is going to launch his own television network.

Click to read “What The Hell Is Jose Bautista On About?” Inside you will find a mind-bending examination of one of Bautista’s strike zone tantrums written from the perspective of a hypothetical person who was capable of missing the previous 16,000 strike-zone tantrums in Joey Bats’ career.

Cam Newton Walks Out Of Press Conference

In fairness, Chris reported he was going to MTV News

I do think it’s important to call out Tebow’s presence in the Mets’ organization as the marketing ploy that it is. The easiest and most direct way to do that is to continually remind people that Tebow is in fact a dreadful baseball player.

Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

The plural of Pokemon is Pokemon

Since when the fuck does Dusty change pitchers?

“Crowded” with guys like Howie Kendricks and Kiki Hernandez?

Continuing in the grand tradition of hyperbolic Deadspin headlines. I mean, even for soccer that doesn’t qualify as a fight.