The train went off the cliff because you fell asleep at the controls, you sleepy weirdo.

He makes me so retroactively mad! Look, my anger has opened up a time portal. I will write down a fisking of this erroneous argument and send to him, timed to arrive three minutes before he utters it!

Why he’s a DHMRA (Desiccated Husk of a Man’s Rights Advocate)

To be fair, 27 of the 68 minutes was Dusty Baker ambling to the mound for his numerous pitching changes at 1/16th speed.

Dodgers/Nationals players whose names sound like a minor Star Wars cantina owner or Senate functionary: Yasmani Grandal, Wilmer Difo, Kenta Maeda, Blake Treinen, Yasiel Puig.

Man, I can’t read that stupid name without thinking about my role model growing up, another Billy with a dream.

Well, a team in DC hasn’t won a playoff series since the 1924 World Series (Walter Johnson came in to pitch four innings of relief in Game 7, which they won in extra innings), so I think enough time has elapsed.

Dusty Baker: Now 0-185 in playoffs games where he could have eliminated the competition, but in all fairness he was only awake for about 80 of them.

I think that’s exactly the opposite of what I was suggesting.

Yes, yes, we ALL remember that Hulk HOgan Presidential run.

If 2016 produces a GOP implosion and a cessation from anyone (a) thinkin’ or (b) becoming so hungry that they’d actually contemplate eating at Arby’s, it might make up for Prince n’ Bowie’s departures

This is all in aid of the eventual cult-driven memory hole, which lets the GOP jettison him as an aberration while maintaining his uniquely awful followers going forward after 2016. Time to make this start sticking to GOP Senate candidates so we can at least get some fucking judges (if not the odd piece of…

“Fine, let’s talk about the cultural delights of adopted hometown, Oklahoma City”

I’m still upset that “My Food’s Breath Smells Like Food Food” never took off as a title.

I’m glad it’s in New Hampshire, get the straight-ticket turnout up and get Ayotte out of there as one of the few people credulous reporters can describe as “a moderate GOPer” (her calculated disavowal of Trump aside, she’s still a straight-line enabler of the obstructionist, reactionary Senate GOP)

By the way, there is footage of the last playoff series won by a team in DC (Walter Johnson Mad-bummed Game 7 with four innings of relief), and as a bonus for Calvin Coolidge fans he makes a brief appearance.

I’m just so ANGRY that billionaire owners taking hundreds of millions from taxpayers for stadium boondoggles are not getting their paltry money’s worth from an underperforming player who they can cut at any moment!

You know it’s gone bad when Luis Guzman treats an offer to play you in a movie like an insult to his appearance.