I am aware of how the military refers to helicopters, but I have a wide audience and everything can't be mil-speak slang or it will tune out less knowledgeable readers. I saw this as a big hindrance to my old site and I tried to change it up, which has been a huge success. My usual readers know I know what I am…

The S550 Mustangs

“Mine.”

I read his blog and it’s actually insane how much of a petrol head he’s been from the very beginning. He just revamped a section on his blog titled “cars” where you can now scroll through his history. From start to finish, from 8 cylinder wagon to Super Veloce, it’s been an epic ride (no pun) for him.

Easy solution, wait till you get home, douche.

I'll tackle the elephant (whale?) in the room, then. Where did you get the idea to use whale penis leather? How do you even source such a thing?