They aren’t stupid...they just don’t want to talk about the real issue that Kap, Marshall, and others are protesting...hence the need to protest in the 1st place. So they make it about something completely different to confuse those of us that are idiots and try to discredit Kap and Marshall and turn them into some…

Motherfucker got white shoes on after labor day and trying to act like he’s the fucking arbiter of anything

This is the Carolina Panthers of jokes. It sucks, but people still think its a winner.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Simon and Garfuckyou.

“Gotta be the shoes”

*the hot popular girl in my high school bumps into me in the hallway before shooting me a derisive sneer and going to make out with her football player boyfriend*

Anyone who thinks Curry is only a shooter needs to watch him play once in a while and not just watch his ridiculous three point exhibitions on YouTube.

If they don’t win a title this year it’s likely due to something like the San Antonio Spurs who are also an incredible team, not a mystical force punishing hubris.

I’m in - I’ve got a few, and if it helps brighten his day just a little, it’s more than worth it. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family, and dammit, fuck cancer....

Fuck. If his prognosis does not improve, nobody better wear fucking black to his funeral. This is a man who’s lived out loud, and that is how we should pay tribute.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Poor fundamentals! Curry will never make it anywhere with this playing style.

you made me check espn, you dick.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

As soon as I finish taking down the Christmas lights.

The Rangers last promotion was a statue of you and your son at the stadium if you lean over this railing and almost catch this ball flipped to you by a Rangers all star outfielder.

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.