The fruit is nice, but that girl is nicer.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

@durex

“Brands are bad”

Today I learned that I would like to bang both Jared Goff’s mom and Jared Goff’s sister. Thanks for the info, Jared Goff!

+36DD

You know, I actually found Molly’s shirt more interesting, and the camera should have zoomed in there instead.

“Original” is one thing. Making a permanent, bad choice for the sake of trying to show everybody else how “original” you think you are is something else entirely.

As someone who is a hiring manager, I can tell you that I would never even think about hiring a person with a neck/face tattoo (probably not if you have any visible piercings beyond your ears.) Because you’re telling me that you make poor choices for the sake of telling everyone around you that you are “original.”

Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.

funny thing is that you can barely tell that it is her in the video. If you didn’t know what you were looking at, its just a very grainy, fuzzy video of a nice looking naked blonde getting ready in the morning for work. Not to in any way condone what he did, but I think she’s overreacting a little. It’s not like a HD…

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

This whole thing is a ridiculous non-issue. The percent of black actors, nominees, and winners compared to other races are all right on par with each other.

Unconfirmed sources report Pablo Sandoval was spotted breaching just off the starboard side as the boat docked.

a bankrupt city like Detroit is conned into gifting $285 million to Red Wings owner Mike Ilitch so that he can build a new hockey arena.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

It was a busy (and well-dressed) day at Sluggers, Inc.

Computer, enhance image.