No effect in either of our kids. Teaching them 5-6 signs just makes life easier for those few months before they can really talk, but are still smart enough to make hand motions.

I only buy the finest local Mexican cheeses for my drunk midnight quesadillas.

Shoes. I used to buy ~$50-70 dress shoes and replaced them roughly every year or so. I bought some $130-140 Eccos and got five years out of them.

No way. Dee in the bathroom as an ostrich!

The greatest gag from It’s Always Sunny is by far the Man in the Couch scene.

I’m going with option 3: Stick with your current phone. 

I think you missed a couple

Mental arithmetic involving money.

Child proof caps.  They are my kryptonite.

Gotta give it to him on the technique. Uses canine teeth to puncture can to avoid fumbling with car keys, assumes proper stance as to not spill beer down jersey, pops top, drops left hand covered in beer to avoid dripping beer down the arm, crushes can for maximum flow. 5 seconds flat from catch and release.

That’s a web gem.

Get Stinged

“a 2013 M3 convertible”.

I hate myself for liking White Claw. It is totally out of character for me yet it is so, so refreshing.

“I am a 6'7", 350-pound burly guy with a big beard and a love for small cars.”

So, it’s a ‘Hodor’ situation? David causes his own downfall?

In order to not waste that juice/garlicy/oily goodness.. I roast the garlic in a small (like 6 inch) covered cast iron man.. and fill that sucker up.. I also sprinkle a little salt on them.. then when done, char the bulbs a bit for some added flavour and save that garlicky oil “juice” for to season meat.

Great tip on squat form. I am a former nationally-ranked powerlifter and squats are my favorite exercise. I disagree on the depth, though. It actually engages your glutes more when you break parallel and I feel that it's easier on the knees & back to go a little deeper. Not so low that you are out of control, but just…

I would replace the curls with chin/pull-ups. That way you incorporate some back-work in while still working your biceps.

Good points.