Riding to work on my XJR1300, a chap in a Nissan SUV decided that he wanted to be in my lane, so he spilled his coffee, lost his place in the paper and dropped his cellphone. This observant champ then sent the wheel to port without so much as a blink of the indicators nor a glance at the mirrors. This high speed lane…

Holy hell!

Its slooowly starting to make sense to me, I still don’t get Harley’s in other countries though. I mean there are loads of them in my part of the world, yet I’ve never understood the attraction because my daily commute goes like this:

Shit that’s right!

My goals and aspirations for motorcycle ‘building’ does not involve ‘bobberising’ some poor old bike and then fighting to make it road legal. In my opinion, maximum customizing fun comes from taking a non road worthy road bike (the more ridiculous the better), then chopping it, fitting knobbies and hitting the local…

That sound though! WOW! That’s hair raising stuff right there.

Everyone else knows what Sean was trying to say.... except for you.

I’d be a hipster too if I could buy a $2000 jacket without batting an eyelid. Far be it for my to start swinging the ‘Hipster stick’ like some sort of drunken fencing match.

And I thought our cops were needlessly pedantic! It almost sounds like the US is turning into a controlled state, a few more years and you’ll be in the Western DPRK.

I saw a Mazda CX-5 add recently where the car turns into a cheetah and starts running across a Savannah. What the ever loving fuck am I meant to take away from that?

You have no idea my friend! It is shockingly popular.

Here in New Zealand we’ve got rednecks like this lot coming out of the bush at every turn. Just look up ‘Dargaville Burnout Comp’ on Google and prepare yourself for some of the finest Swamp Donkeys that the South Pacific has to offer!

Don’t forget the Yamaha Zuma!

They’re currently selling an ‘MT-03’ outside of the US. Its a 660cc single with its head stock so close to the seat I swear I’m using my balls as handle bars.

It just seems like such a shame that the EPA has rulings that are so skewed compared to the equivalent from the outside world (external to the USA) the turbo diesel models seem like a much better deal in a large pickup, funny enough our diesel ends up being on a par with Gas prices at the pump, but the diesel model…

In our part of the world hardly anyone buys the petrol engine versions of these trucks, nearly every one I see is the turbo diesel model. I think it’s the only way to get both performance AND fuel economy from a vehicle of this type and everyone is in on the secret...... Apart from the Americans, so what gives?

I apologized to my neighbors for the loudness of my Aprilia with the stock Ti exhaust (bloody italian bikes), ensuring them that it was not going to be a regular occurrence as the Yamaha will still provide daily transport. The neighbor immediately said “nonsense, I don’t know jack about bikes, but I know what sounds…

A Harley can rev to 6K RPM??

Most of that ‘work’ looks to have been for upgrade / performance reasons. Just saying, it doesn’t necessarily point to it being a ‘bad egg’.

People who say that about E Types have never laid eyes on an Alfa Romeo Tipo Stradale 33.