Nah, that’s already been done....

The best picks are cherries.

My problem with it, like Lang’s is that just because it’s BS in my favor now, doesn’t mean that it won’t arbitrarily and capriciously change in the future in a way that harms me. And just because I might personally benefit, doesn’t mean it’s not screwing over someone else for what might possibly be no good reason.

Go Rockies

“while Colin Kaepernick languishes” - He’s made millions in his career as a pro athlete. Is he being treated unfairly, yes. Is he “languishing” No. Languishing is when I pull a crusty packet of ramen out of my cupboard at 33 years old and cook it for breakfast in my baggy underwear.

Not only do i wish people read all the comments before replying, but I wish people learnt what “Google” was so they can answer their own dumbass questions! Note: it takes you longer to write “what the hell is a knit cap” then it does to google “knit cap”.

Yeah, by comparison, when I spin and throw, usually it is just up.

Hardball is better than any of them

Still a worse record.

Honestly, we really need to break up the parties. They have a stranglehold on the country, like two dueling cops, with Corporate America behind the two way mirror nodding approvingly.

I could not agree more and I posted this same sentiment elsewhere although you say it better. I am against venerating these guys and I’m fine if that slippery slope leads to a reevaluation of Washington and Jefferson. But if a local community wants to put a life-sized Hitler statute in their town square and their…

Psst! These statues were never erected to honor confederate leaders. They were erected to intimidate black people struggling for civil rights during Jim Crow. Pass it on!

If this were the NFL, Goodell would have said you can get your days but you have to loose 5% of the your revenue share. The NFLPA would disagree and it would go to arbitration. After arbitration, the players would loose 8% of revenue, have vitamin C put on the banned substance list (retroactive to 1992) and have 3…

They’d be taking your job though. How would you survive?

If you think about it enough, you realize that sports are almost entirely a waste of time. I don’t think about it too much because there is always a game to watch

There is no such thing as 1/2 slice of cheese. Or if there is, there shouldn’t be.

Starred simply for proper internet usage of “you’re” and “your”. Would have given bonus points if you had worked “yore” in there somehow.

You’re not supposed to put the grill lid back on after you apply the cheese. How do people struggle with this? Just take the burgers off before the cheese turns to liquid.

I still think you're overstating what went on in these stories. Publicly embarrassing someone is for sure abnormal, but sending a crush who you don't know well a love letter or mix tape is normal (if stupid) teenage behavior and is hardly the invasion of boundaries you think it is (well, it is probably for adults but…

It's not just teenagers. I've done crazy romantic stuff much later in life, and have fallen down on my face just as hard.