Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Philadelphia 76ers' players, ranked

Don't ruin it. The movie obviously impacted his life in a big way.

Every member of the Rams roster is a huge fan of the Mighty Ducks. Austin Davis showed his appreciation by throwing knucklepucks for the entire second half.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

This is what Milhouse van Houten would look like as a real person.

Word.

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

What that tells me is hardly anyone is watching Outside The Lines regularly, which makes me kind of sad.

MLB: Jonathan, we're suspending you for 7 games

Even I think there've been too many kicking stories today.

Sounds like some people are getting sick of the First Amendment.

I love this guy. Glove, check. Dummy ball, check. Jersey, check. Tucked in, check. White New Balance mall walkers, check. Showin' off skills on the wall much to the chagrin of his wife and amazement of his grandson, fuck'n A! I wish he was my grandpa.

Hunter Pence doesn't use the correct meme font.

It is basically a simply seasoned, breaded chicken breast that is fried with sharp provo cheese and sautéed broccoli rabe, nestled in between two beautiful pillars of Italian bread.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.