> Tony Romo throws out back

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Can't believe that anything from Camden traveled seventy-five yards without getting mugged or shot at.

I like that you explained the exact reason the joke went over your head.

O'Connell is the fucking worst. Even though widely recognized as the leader, O'Connell bungled opportunity after opportunity to lead the team back to where it belongs, but instead led everyone down a twisted rabbit hole that found us debating these coexistent realities, all so some black guy could traipse along a…

To be fair, the Vikings playbook only has like five plays anyway.

Needs more scissoring.

Shut down the internet for the day. It's over.

Besides, if you were to compare a college football player to Rosa Parks, the obvious pick would be Eric LeGrand. That dude gets to sit wherever the hell he wants.