They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

That’s because nobody can find the audio. It’s just that Daily News article that says it. Chicago radio people doing their best to find it and failing.