I promise you, on level road below 80mph, you’re not flipping that car. Even if you were a competent stunt driver intent on doing it, it’s not going over. Additionally, a solo vehicle where the driver is short? There’s basically no risk there.

Narrow helps (watch the karts kill an autocross). Downforce if you have it, stiff enough to not wag/tip after transition, but not so stiff as to transfer all weight instantly to the outside tires. High willingness to rotate so the nose can be pointed in the right direction early, but not so much that it’s getting…

I once realized that the slalom at an event was so tight and slow that it was faster to straight line it, eat all the cones, and continue on.

Pack up the internet, folks, we have a winner. 

Having trouble seeing what’s in front of your car? Lost a bit of scanning situational awareness?

Power is a measure of work per unit of time. Given a sufficiently small.unit of time, I fully believe that 800 horsepower is achievable...

A Bronco Raptor with more than 400 bhp is an utterly idiotic idea.

Oh, I don’t know. I’m betting that there will be dozens of buyers annually for the Escape. Dozens!

I would like to think that the Bronco “Sport” is “Sport” like Gatsby, pretend fancy cruising the new money set.

It was “Good Buy or Goodbye” for a bit, but the “No Dice” suggestion from a comment won out (mercifully).

“The current Civic’s not an elegant car, it needs some flavor to stand out.”

I’ve been sideswiped while sitting totally still in packed traffic by a driver going 65mph in four inches of fresh snow. I could see him ping-ponging down the shoulder before he hit us.

You don't want an air bag.  When you realize that you've spent $16k on this thing, you'll want to end it right then and there.

Well, *is* a Mr. 2....

They must be using this to calibrate new polling code. It’s so Crack Pipe that *any* vote for Nice Price is a bug.

If you fit in the car, you’ll trigger anti stall five times before crashing at the first corner.

That may be true, but you just have to r the “not slowest” gazelle. If everyone else gets sick  and develops immunity, you might shatter by without getting it. 

2014Challenger? That’s a car with a 5-link independent rear suspension owing to the Mercedes platform it was derived from, built in Canada.

Well, Dom was rocking straight line live axle American muscle, so he won.

Whoops! I just accidentally spilled my oil!