a battery powered hyper-sedan with electric hubs at all four wheels, and that seems to drive people nuts

Holy hell, I will never ever ask any of you guys for car purchase advice.

It’s rare moment when I agree with every staff recommendation and one of them found THE perfect one for sale at half the projected budget. The only deviation I could suggest is a bright orange 80's Suburban with a mattress in the back for hauling a troop of dead pooped children and dogs back to civilization in…

I can’t believe how bad all of these suggestions are (with the exception of Tom’s Suburban 2500)!

My advice? Don’t by anything now. Gas is cheap, and so 4x4s are expensive. Keep the CR-V until it dies, or until Cheeto Mussolini gets us into another war in the Middle East and gas goes back up to $4/gallon.

Yep, the similar names always threw me...Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, Extradition...

Barn doors

All wrong. The only right answer is Duce and a Half. They can be had all day for under 10K. They run on anything, can pull anything and get stuck no where.

When I saw “made by a tractor company” I was expecting a Lambo LM002...

2006 Toyota Sequoia?

The seats must be impregnated with fart gas and shit residue at this point.

As someone who has owned (and currently owns) a few high mileage cars, I’d disagree. I’d take this meticulously documented one-owner 600K 911 TT over some 3rd owner 911TT with 1/6 the mileage. At 600K, basically everything that will fail/failed before has been replaced (likely many times over). It wouldn’t have made…

If it made it to 590k miles, the only thing it means, is that’s more likely to fail catastrophically in the next few miles. Poisson statistics

I was mostly being facetious. The GM 2.8 was a turd.

This kid is on the wrong website.

Sound advice, you slick player you.

Tracy has the right car choice for you. Few girls I have met would hate it enough to cause an issue. And Justin’s dating advice is pretty good, though I will say that getting dates can also be looked at as a numbers game.

Very true. I forget the stat — I think it was 50% of new teen drivers have an accident in their first three years of driving. So far everything has gone well (fingers crossed) with my 17 year old daughter, although someone tore their side view mirror of their car when they clipped her mirror yesterday.

Dating advice: Keep yourself clean, keep your car clean. Keep minty gum in your car. You don’t necessarily always have to approach somebody. Sit next to them in class, joke about the teacher, ask them questions about what you’re working on in class as a way of introducing yourself. “Hey, did you do the HW last night?”

I’m with Torch on this one. $10k is way to much to spend on a car that has a very good chance of getting wadded up in a ditch or at the very leastsome of the sheetmetal getting wrinkled.