As fun as this is he’s asking for a law suit or a visit from the cops. He needs to find a way for the box to behave like a dye pack used to foil bank robbers.

My money is on an ex girlfriend who has access to some of his accounts still and is using it is a means of getting revenge.

good to know.

What’s a Subaru owner going to do with Jeep parts?

Yeah, a Porsche is looking like a pipe dream now. I could see myself spending about $20K on whatever I chose, which would put an overly depreciated Vette right in my range.

That’s just what the moose want you to think. They lull you into a false sense of security and then BAM! there they are licking your car...

I am sorry America has got to you to the point where light hearted humor can no longer be funny to you because everything must be politically polarized.

you weigh 500 lbs ?

COTD

“Do not attempt to push moose” seems like something you shouldn’t have to put on a sign...

Then you deserve a better, less snobbery-inclined wife.

I think I’d grab this one, which conveniently is close to where my parents live. Yeah, it’s $42,000, but it’s a manual-transmission Z51 2LT with only 22,XXX on the odometer.

Almost 90k!?! I didn’t know they stickered that high. Unless... Oh no. Don’t tell me you paid over sticker for a Corvette.

Yeah, same here.

So how much is a C6 Z06 these days then? Is a base C7 compareable for the most part?

I fully intend to buy a ceremonial “Mid Life Crisis Car” in 4 years when I turn 40 and the dream of that being an air cooled Porsche (or any Porsche for that matter) is becoming less and less likely.

So I’ve pretty much resigned…

In a few years, when Trump’s cabinet of climate change deniers require all new American cars to have a V8 that rolls coal on leaded gas with no cats, we’ll look back on this time of sub 1,000 horsepower Priii and wonder how anyone could’ve bought a Hellcat with just 707hp.

also, if you are tall like me, the corvette is a sports car that FITS

I will agree with the exotic look assessment. First time I saw one in person I did a double or triple take before it clicked that it was a damned Chevrolet, and this was having seen plenty of photos on sites such as this.

I was that guy. Down at dealer buying a Blue with red interior and black wheels 3LT with all options. Paid $88750.00 for it.......

Sold it about 1 year later for my 911, got $62,0000 :( Awesome car in theory, but IMHO it was shit. Likely lots of first year problems, but I had it in dealer almost weekly for shit…